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I got tagged in this thing so I’m doing it I guess. Thanks or-light, you make everything interesting.


Rules:

Always post the sandwiches
Answer the giraffes and birth 12 new ones
Murder 12 people and link them to the post
Let them know you’ve killed them

My own interpretation of the rules: 
Make or buy a sandwich (or other food item) for a hungry person. #spreadthelove
Answer the questions and then write new ones
Don’t kill people. Killing is bad. Instead tag them in this.
Let them know you tagged them, because they might otherwise never know…
let’s go!
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— 1 year ago

shortspikysoundsystem:

He says he does, but… he really doesn’t. Spike is in denial!

(Source: buffyvore)

— 1 year ago with 124 notes

thespacegoat:

zacksplosion:

gimmegrimmy:

thecityofpawnee:

nerdmodeactivated:

tea-in-the-tardis:

bakuraryou:

OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

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AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND

I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED

THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.

SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.

We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.

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THAT WAS ONE TIME

HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.

(via dmarx)

— 1 year ago with 622597 notes

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

lilyfanciesprongs:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

or trying to explain to your mother why you were looking up names on a parenting website

That last one^^

(via coffeeshopcynic)

— 1 year ago with 245594 notes

teachingliteracy:

onceuponamirror:

turnoversfordessert:

NO BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS SHE WAS IN BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA

this is probably my favorite joke ever made on the show

(Source: dakotars, via writingwell)

— 1 year ago with 319343 notes
i-am-supersonic:

creepingmalaise:

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.This is the email he sent:

 I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.


“as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots.”

i-am-supersonic:

creepingmalaise:

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:

I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.

“as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots.”

(via sherlockkbones)

— 1 year ago with 85972 notes